dollsome | ladyloves! - a f/f comment ficathon

I have been wanting to do this for awhile, so, LET'S.

ladyloves!

a f/f comment ficathon

Rules
(Shamelessly copy/pasted from a past comment ficathon, because I am really bad at rules)
+ Pairings requested shall be female/female (... duh)
+ One prompt per comment, and please format your comment along the lines of: "[Fandom] - [Pairing] - [Prompt]." Feel free to submit as many prompt-comments as you'd like. The more the better!
+ If you respond to a prompt, include the pairing and a title at the top of your comment.
+ If your fic's got an R/NC-17 rating, please indicate as much in the comment subject line as well.
+ Spread the word!--

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magisterequitum

Downton Abbey - Mary/Lavinia - and our feelings prey upon us by

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Game of Thrones - Sansa/Shae - the night is dark by

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The Vampire Diaries - Rebekah/Tatia, Rebekah/Elena - to echo out of tune by

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Don't Trust The B In Apartment 23 - Chloe/June - mystery left by

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Parks & Rec - Ann/April - evolution takes its toll by

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Doctor Who - Amy/Martha - wound up in a movie with no story by

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The Hour - Bel/Lix - wants us to be happy by

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Revenge - Amanda/Emily - the beast you've made of me by

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Skins - Effy/Pandora - vulnerable by

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Don't Trust The B In Apartment 23 - Chloe/June - Cold Food, Warm Champagne by

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True Love - Karen/Holly - The Unpure by

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The Avengers - Natasha/Sif - The tangle of webs by

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Doctor Who - Rose/Martha - wood and clay by

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mystery left ; don't trust the bitch in apartment 23 ; june/chloe ; rated pg13 for boobies

There are rules that must be established. Like, boundaries. Clarifications.

For example, "Just because I left my toothbrush out on the bathroom counter does not mean I'm inviting you to use it as a sex toy."

Or, "Please do not delete my DVR recordings of Say Yes to the Dress just beceause The Devil Wears Nada is on the HBO porn channel again."

Or even, "If you're going to have sex in my bedroom, at least leave your room unlocked so I can cry in there."

But lately the recurring clarification has been an exchange somewhere along the lines of:

"Hey Chloe, what do you think of this incredibly tight, low-plunging new black dress?"

"I think I'm kinda gay."

(A sigh, and) "No, Chloe, you're not gay, you just want to touch my boobs."

(Here Chloe puts on her pleading puppy dog face, which works on everyone but, like, so totally doesn't do it for June. Like, totally not even a little bit.) "They just look so sah-ha-haft!" Chloe whines, and June rolls her eyes and tells Chloe to touch her own boobs.

"They're not as big," she laments as June stalks past her into the kitchen. (She's wearing Chloe's King Kong heels, so the walk's not as, like, sassy as she'd hoped. More on the wobbly side.) "Or as blonde."

"Boobs can't be blonde," June reminds her.

"They so totally can," Chloe insists, stalking past June in heels twice as tall. It's like a competitive catwalk to the refridgerator. (Wait, why are they even doing this. Why is this a question June finds herself asking in an endless loop nowadays.) "Blondes always have better boobs."

June huffs out a breath. "While I appreciate the compliment, we really can't have you groping me or identifying as gay just because you've taken such a liking to my bosom."

"First off, never say bosom again," Chloe orders matter-of-factly. June's just now made it into the kitchen, and Chloe's already seated plaintively at the table with a cup of pudding. (How does she do that?) "It makes you sound like an aging Christian prostitute."

"Is that even a—"

"Secondly, I wouldn't be groping you. That makes it sound like I don't know what I'm doing."

"You don't, Chloe, because you're not gay," June sighs, resisting a foot-stamp at the fact that there's no pudding left. Mostly because she's pretty sure she'd topple over in these heels. (God, why is she even wearing these? She's not even going anywhere, this doesn't make sense.)

"But I'm me, so I would rock your world," Chloe informs her, flicking her spoon and making a duh face. "Not that it would be very hard, considering you don't have many points of comparison."

"Hey!" Chloe half-heartedly defends, mouth full of Jell-O. It's the green kind. It isn't that good.

"And thirdly, I didn't say I was gay," Chloe reprimands with a roll of her eyes as June slides into the seat across from her. "I said I was kinda gay. Like, just gay for you."

June sets down her spoon and swallows her Jell-O. Maybe it's just that this dress is causing a lack of oxygen to her brain but she is, like, genuinely touched.

"You're gay," she whispers earnestly, "just for me?"

Chloe sets down her spoon as well—an act of the deepest reverence—and stares straight into June's disproportionately large eyes.

"June," she replies gravely, "I would go so gay for you, women's prisons would be renamed Straightville."

June claps a hand over her heart. "Aw," she purrs, "I have no idea what that means, and yet there are tears welling up in my eyes."

"I'm glad," Chloe hums, patting June's hand. "So can I touch your boobs now?"

"Grope away!"

Chloe lunges across the table with, "I told you, it's not groping."

June's distracted anyway. "Oh my god, do you have magic hands? Good lord!"

"I said I would rock your near-virginal world, didn't I?"

"Yeah, but this is beyond rocking, this is like—like—blowing my world—"

"No blowing tonight, girlfriend."

"Yeah, so like, my bedroom?"

"Yay, the one time I can have sex in there and you won't cry about it!"

"Wait, how many times have you—"

"Sshh, magic hands, remember?"

OH YE GODS, how can so much joy exist in such a small story??? You had me at For example, "Just because I left my toothbrush out on the bathroom counter does not mean I'm inviting you to use it as a sex toy.", and then it just kept getting MORE AND MORE PERFECT. Do you secretly write for this show? A competitive catwalk to the refrigerator! Green jello that's not that good! "It makes you sound like an aging Christian prostitute." / "Is that even a—"! And "June," she replies gravely, "I would go so gay for you, women's prisons would be renamed Straightville."

Just, hilarious, magnificent, adorable, THE BEST.

oh my god, thank you so much! ever since your fic i've been like begging and pleading for my friends to write me MOAR JUNE/CHLOE, but then i saw the prompt and i was like, what the hell. i'll do it.

really flattered that you liked it. the tone of the show is just so fun, you know? i'm glad i could try my best to replicate it.

This is FABULOUS. Oh my god the sound I made was inhuman. I just love it all. I love that June is so touched that Chloe would go gay just for her. I love that Chloe manages to insult June and be charming in the same breath. I love that Chloe stole the last pudding. I just--ugh I want this so badly. This is literally my new headcanon for how they got together.

Thank you so mu-hu-huch! I'm never sure how I feel about my fluffier fic, because tbh humor!fic is like ten times harder to write than the angsty stuff. And getting voice and dialogue right is such a struggle!

Chloe manages to insult June and be charming in the same breath. That's our Chloe. *proud parental sigh*

I think it might be my new headcanon too ;)

Magnificent, perfect, amazing... YES. Just, YES. Love it. So very true to the characters. And that whole Straightville thing was just awesome.

Btw, I think you meant to say June instead of Chloe here "Hey!" Chloe half-heartedly defends, mouth full of Jell-O. It's the green kind. It isn't that good.

Thank you! I'm glad the characterization came off all right, dialogue is harrrd!

Ach! Thanks for noticing that. Stupid LJ won't let me edit a comment after someone's replied to it but when I post this for realsies I'll be sure to fix that slip-up.

THIS IS SO FUCKING DELIGHTFUL I DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS

THANK YOU!!

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