OH YE GODS, how can so much joy exist in such a small story??? You had me at For example, "Just because I left my toothbrush out on the bathroom counter does not mean I'm inviting you to use it as a sex toy.", and then it just kept getting MORE AND MORE PERFECT. Do you secretly write for this show? A competitive catwalk to the refrigerator! Green jello that's not that good! "It makes you sound like an aging Christian prostitute." / "Is that even a—"! And "June," she replies gravely, "I would go so gay for you, women's prisons would be renamed Straightville."

Just, hilarious, magnificent, adorable, THE BEST.