omg. i can't. PLEASE WRITE FOR THIS FANDOM FOREVER.
"The point is, Bellward -- that's what I'm calling you now to save time, and besides, you're so obsessed with each other you've pretty much creepily molded into one person anyway
GOD BLESS JESSICA. (Though, I usually refer to them as "Bedward". BUT BELLWARD WORKS GOOD TOO.)
He'd always assumed that he looked quite enticing while soaking wet. Now, he fears he'll forever worry in the back of his mind that it looks like there is an electrocuted Pomeranian atop his head. He does not care for his own sake, of course - not a day goes by that he doesn't wish his outward appearance reflected the sin-stained monster within -- but he hates the idea of offending Bella's lovely eyes.
THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS PARAGRAPH THAT IS NOT FLAWLESS
"How is it possible for someone so quirky to be so adorable?" Alice muses, then finishes braiding ribbons into Bella's hair and pirouettes across the living room, dragging Jasper with her.
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG. Fucking Alice.
It's like living in Florence and the Machine's "Howl."
BLESS THIS SENTENCE
Your hemoglobin excites me
USING IRL
I want to eat her face -- I want to eat her face so badly!
THE BEST DECLARATION OF LOVE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN PRINT
"Go!" Carlisle barks. "You go, and think about Isle Bella. Oh wait. There isn't one."
This fic is reminding me of how Carlisle is easily the best character in this whole clusterfuck.
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"The point is, Bellward -- that's what I'm calling you now to save time, and besides, you're so obsessed with each other you've pretty much creepily molded into one person anyway
GOD BLESS JESSICA. (Though, I usually refer to them as "Bedward". BUT BELLWARD WORKS GOOD TOO.)
He'd always assumed that he looked quite enticing while soaking wet. Now, he fears he'll forever worry in the back of his mind that it looks like there is an electrocuted Pomeranian atop his head. He does not care for his own sake, of course - not a day goes by that he doesn't wish his outward appearance reflected the sin-stained monster within -- but he hates the idea of offending Bella's lovely eyes.
THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS PARAGRAPH THAT IS NOT FLAWLESS
"How is it possible for someone so quirky to be so adorable?" Alice muses, then finishes braiding ribbons into Bella's hair and pirouettes across the living room, dragging Jasper with her.
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG. Fucking Alice.
It's like living in Florence and the Machine's "Howl."
BLESS THIS SENTENCE
Your hemoglobin excites me
USING IRL
I want to eat her face -- I want to eat her face so badly!
THE BEST DECLARATION OF LOVE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN PRINT
"Go!" Carlisle barks. "You go, and think about Isle Bella. Oh wait. There isn't one."
This fic is reminding me of how Carlisle is easily the best character in this whole clusterfuck.