Everything about this was just perfection. Honestly I think you know Brittany better than the writers do. You've captured her sense of logic and train of thought and how she sees the world so flawlessly. How everything still does revolve around Santana.

I'm sick of reading pictures that depict Brittany as just a complete total zero. She's not. She just views everything a little bit different from everyone else, she's that m=0.05 on the normal distribution. She's everything you wrote her to be here.

"if you made one of those pie charts showing who’s the better person, Artie would be most of the pie and Santana would be the tiny little sliver that a girl with an eating disorder allows herself when she’s out to dinner with friends and then pukes up as soon as she’s alone."

... Wow. Seriously, you are just amazing. Please write more. Never stop.