Somebody send this to Ryan Murphy. Stat. Cause you have a grip on these characters that he and even Brad could only dream to have.

The elusive turn of Brittany's mind is absolutely captured, and makes me think, huh, maybe she does know what she's talking about... lol

The details! The cunning, stealthy little perfect details you've thrown in there. Guh!

And when Brit points out she's the one Santana isn't mean to and this:

“If you keep telling me you don’t want to see me then you’re never going to see me,” Brittany says.

“Um,” Santana says, “duh. That’s why I—”

“So stop,” Brittany interrupts. “Please, please, please stop.”

*heartizbreaking*

And making up in the stalls and, and... And yes, thanks for the Santa disclosure. Thank you. And that yes, she knows it's cheating no matter the plumbing. No 5 year old Brit here...

Really, really amazing. Don't ever stop writing them.