The Shiny Happy Comment Ficathon!

[dollsome]

Winter is coming; daylight is fleeting; for the students among us, end-of-semester hell is just about to rear its ugly head. What better way to combat such woes than with a super-cheerful comment ficathon?

Ergo:





The Rules Are Thus:

1. Cheerful prompts! I feel like there's not much regulation here in terms of pairings: almost every ship or pair of characters is capable of a fluffy/happy/silly moment, and if they're not in canon, then why can't they be in fic? However, any prompt involving, say, lyrics from Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie" is probably not appropriate in terms of tone. Unless it's the "guess that's why they call it WINDOW PANE" line, which will never stop being hilarious.

2. Prompt format should go thus:

Fandom -- Pairing or characters -- prompt

3. For the fic you've written, please put the following in your comment's subject line: 'Fandom -- pairing -- title.'

4. Be nice!

5. Spread the fun, if you are so inclined!

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6. Go forth and have a merry happy good time. :)

MASTER LIST
(in rather sloppy chronological order;
this will probably be maintained rather poorly, my apologies!)

Merlin - Merlin/Morgana - it's not easy having yourself a good time by dollsome

30 Rock - Jack/Liz - How Jack Donaghy Got His Groove Back, With Whales by dollsome

How I Met Your Mother - Barney/Robin - Operation: Stake It To Ted by noteasilywon

BtVS/AtS - Buffy/Spike & Cordelia/Angel - Midnight in the Olive Garden of Good and Evil by angearia

Merlin - Arthur/Morgana - Well, this is awkward by copperiisulfate

The Mummy - Rick/Evie - Reading Is Sexy by vega_ofthe_lyre

Gilmore Girls - Rory/Jess - I'm Dreaming of a by miraxcorran

True Blood/BtVS - Franklin & Spike - An Abundance of Window Pane by dollsome

Glee - Rachel/Jesse - I'll Never Tell by lettersandliars

Supernatural - Sam/Jess - Darling, we'll go a-drowning by taintedlove

Doctor Who - Amy/Rory - Worker Bees by lettersandliars

Glee - Brittany/Santana - "I'm just mad for you, and I'll always be, but naturally--" by amazingly_me

Twin Peaks - Cooper/Audrey - Hey girl, you've got a fine laugh, and I think that I can get used to that by lyssie

Being Human - Annie, George, Mitchell - "Annie, you can't keep the kitten. What if George eats it?" by nonky

Sherlock - Sherlock/John - Less than Clandestine by amazingly_me

HIMYM - Marshall/Lily, cast - it's not what i thought it would be (but what really is?) by portland_rain

The Office - Michael & Toby - Don't Go Breakin' My Heart by firthgal

Supernatural - Castiel - Heaven wasn't always hell by oceansex

BtVS - Buffy/Angel - Love is forever, right? by angearia

Dollhouse - DeWitt/Dominic - We Slay Dragons Together by derevko_child

The West Wing - Toby, Sam, & Josh - A Distinct Lack of Gravitas by amazingly_me

Supernatural - Anna/Ruby - Devil Meaning Well by oceansex

Anne of Green Gables - Anne/Gilbert - We should have a breakfast nook! by taintedlove

Legend of the Seeker - Richard/Kahlan - Just for tonight, darling, let's get lost by dollsome

The Vampire Diaries - Tyler & Caroline - TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME by nonky

Community - Jeff/Annie - O brave new world by dollsome

Glee - Brittany/Santana - You don't know how far I'd go by anthimeriate

Angel - Fred & Cordelia - Of Friendship and Tacos by superkappa

The Office - Jim/Pam & CeCe - Everyone's a Critic by firthgal

Community - Britta/Troy (and the gang) - El tango de sexual tension by dollsome

Glee - Kurt & Finn - Life is too short for traffic by storypaint

The Vampire Diaries - Caroline & Stefan - The Pros and Cons of Sparkling by law_like_love

Dollhouse - Topher - Aced The Tests, Never Did The Homework by kay_obsessive

Glee - Rachel & Kurt - Detour a Bad Day by storypaint

Lost - Kate/Sawyer - Just Like New Times by fragmentedsky

Doctor Who - Eleven/Rose - Top Hats Optional by laeria

The Vampire Diaries - Caroline, Elena, & Bonnie - Slumber Party by dranime203

The Vampire Diaries - Stefan/Elena/Damon - They say it's your birthday by austen

Battlestar Galactica - Adama/Roslin - carpe astra by pocochina

Merlin - Arthur/Merlin - Just One Hug by niftywithan

Harry Potter - Harry/Hermione/Ron - every stone you stood upon shifted, except for me by mollivanders

Doctor Who - River/Doctor - You're very pretty, you know. You're very rare, you know. by lyssie

Alias - Jack/Irina - A Murder Free Dinner by derevko_child

BtVS/Veronica Mars - Buffy and Veronica - girls in a gun store by mollivanders

Veronica Mars - Wallace & Veronica - shooting some hoops by polychromic

Battlestar Galactica - Gaius/Caprica Six - What's in a name, anyway? by mini_miss

Friday Night Lights - Coach/Mrs. Coach - Lazy Saturday afternoon by mollivanders

Caprica - Lacy & Barnabas - Emergence by odyle

Merlin - Arthur/Morgana (+ kind of ot4) - Objectivity by fragmentedsky

Harry Potter - Remus/Sirius - The Old Fablemakers by amazingly_me

The West Wing - Josh and Donna - And Most Fools Do by amazingly_me

Community - Britta/Professor Duncan - Alternative Lifestyles in Modern Discourse by nonky

The Vampire Diaries - Tyler & Caroline - TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME by nonky

BtVS - Spike/Drusilla - Callooh, Callay by marketchippie

Secret Diary of a Call Girl - Ben/Hannah - Best Friends with Wandering Eyes by nonky

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack/Elizabeth - Winning is worth it by bellonablack

Battlestar Galactica - Kara/Sam - I'll sleep when I'm dead by nonky

Castle - Castle/Beckett - The Serenade of Romantic Doom by nonky

Modern Family - Mitchell/Cameron - Two Approaches To Baby-Naming by polychromic

The Vampire Diaries - Salvatore brothers & co. - Surprise is Not Only for the Living by ohwaluvusbab

Pirates of the Caribbean - Anamaria - What shall we die for by caffeineandink

Batman - Harley Quinn/Batman - I have dreams of orca whales and owls by clockwork_jo

AtS - Angel/Cordy, Connor, the team - Icy Peril by museofspeed

The Vampire Diaries - Damon/Elena - The Timeless Taste of Cracker Jacks by amoenavi

The West Wing - Sam/Ainsley - Deep Fried And Extra Fatty by magisterequitum

Lost - Dan/Charlotte - Keeping still to move by valhalla37

Skins - Freddie, Emily - And I won't let you choke by clockwork_jo

BtVS - Buffy/Spike - Her Dark Place Is Also Quiet by ohwaluvusbab

HIMYM - Barney/Robin - I know you get me (so I let my walls come down) by dollsome

BtVS - Spike & Dawn - The Cons of Anarchy by ohwaluvusbab

HIMYM - Ted/Victoria - Social Networking by ceridweyn_lin

Harry Potter - Tom Riddle/Bellatrix Lestrange - All is loneliness before me by amazingly_me

The West Wing - Ainsley - Last Friday night, yeah we danced on tabletops by amazingly_me

Lilo & Stitch/Calvin & Hobbes - What I Did On My Summer Vacation by amazingly_me

Pushing Daisies - Ned/Chuck - Loophole by polychromic

Glee - Brittany & Finn - Hip-hop and Hippos by polychromic

The Vampire Diaries - Damon/Elena - Get Thee Behind Me, Temptation by redbrunja

The West Wing - Sam/Ainsley - Baby, it's cold outside by magisterequitum

ER - Ray/Neela - Edge of Desire by xmarisolx

Comments

[marketchippie.livejournal.com]

True Blood/BtVS, Franklin + Spike, drinking buddies

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(Also, I just noticed the "window pane" shout-out and nearly did a spit-take with my drink. Never, ever not funny.)

true blood/btvs | franklin & spike | an abundance of window pane (1/2)

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

So, it's pretty much like jackpot, because you're out with your girls, all ready to get your drink on and your dance on, and the only problem -- like usual -- is the total lack of actual men who are interesting or attractive or even worth your attention for reasons of the non-Well at least I get a free drink out of it variety. But then, right at the bar, like a gift from God and also validation that God, too, gets that Matthew Goode is super fine and every girl deserves one of her very own: two British guys. You aren't even kidding. Two super fine British guys. Like, okay, neither of them are Matthew Goode. One's super fine in that super English dark hair pasty skin way, where if he didn't have a British accent he'd mostly just look sort of nerdy, but the accent totally casts a hottie pall over his whole existence. The other one looks like he is trying to be that British singer from the eighties. Billy Elliot? Oh my God. Maybe it is Billy Elliot.

You're totally going to grab Melissa and Katie and straight up drag them over there -- well, okay, maybe just Melissa because Katie is too hot for her own good sometimes and hi, there are only two, and you are so not passing up on your opportunity for one of them. But then you start to listen to their conversation. At first just because, accents. Sigh.

But then--

Well, what everyone needs to know here, first and foremost, is that that Eminem and Rihanna song is playing. And it doesn't matter if Megan Fox makes out with a hobbit in the music video; the fact remains that this song is depressing. Like, who is going to dance and have a good time to THIS? Except crazy people.

And, well:

"Love this one," says Billy Elliot. He downs his drink in one gulp. "Really resonates, y'know? Really sums it all up. Always wished I could do that. Sum it all up. God knows I bloody tried. So many poems ..."

"Oh, man, this song's like my anthem," says Only Hot 'Cause He's British. "Actually did tie her to the bed. Oh, God, Tara. TAAAAAAAARA. You should have seen her. Christ, she was this glorious mess of limbs and hate and indignation. And hair. Really -- intricate hair. She bashed my bloody skull to a pulp. Where am I going to find another one like her, hmm, William? Just -- tell -- me -- whe-e-ere--"

(OH MY GOD, 'BILLY' IS TOTALLY SHORT FOR 'WILLIAM.' Called it! Not that that makes this any less disturbing for you, of course.)

"Wish I could, mate," Billy Elliot says morosely. "Mine never went quite that far, but oy, did she bash my heart in. My heart's head was a bloody pulp. Always a bloody game of tug of war with that girl: I'll shag you, I hate you, I'll shag you, I hate you, oops!, had a bit of a cuddle and a conversation there, God forbid I be happy with a vampire whose forehead isn't the size of Maine, I'd best dump you now! Enjoy the bloody curb, darling, 'cause here's me kicking you to it." He sighs. "Girl had a kick on her, all right--"

"She liked my silky lovemaking pajamas," sighs Only Hot 'Cause He's British. "D'you know rare that is??"

Billy Elliot snorts. "Gotta say, mate, I can imagine."

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[dollsome.livejournal.com]

"Did you--" growls Only Hot, and then -- oh shit, shit, his canines totally go all fangy! Ugh, figures that the only British hotties around are vampires. And you can tell that there's no way they're the nice sensitive Edward kind. "--just insult -- MY SILKY LOVEMAKING PAJAMAS? Really, fucker? Y'want to go there? YOU WANT TO DANCE, YOU DISRESPECTFUL SOT?"

"Y'know what? Sure." Billy Elliot's forehead goes all bumpy and weird. You wonder how much you could make if you leaked this to Us Weekly. He grins. It looks way freaky. "I'm keen for a little twist 'n shout."

"Are you?? You want your groove thing shook, darling?"

Oh, God, they're gay vampires.

They're about to lunge for each other and start, like, dirty vampire dancing or whatevs, when they both fall very abruptly still.

NOW YOU GET TO WATCH HER LEAVE OUT THE WINDOW, GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT WINDOW PANE, Eminem raps.

"Oh, God," says Billy Elliot, his forehead going normal again. "That bit. It gets me every bleeding time!"

"I know," says Brit Hot, retracting his fangs. He claps Billy Elliot solemnly on the shoulder, like he's not even impressed by his (ex) celebrity status or anything. "William, I know. God. I could never fight you. We're two sides of the same coin. Two pieces of the same bloody pie."

"Pie," Billy Elliot moans. "I miss pie."

"Me too, home boy," chokes out Brit Hot. "Me ... too."

And then they fall into each other's arms crying. At least Billy Elliot looks pretty weirded out right away. Not the deal for Brit Hot, though: he just keeps sobbing out things like "PIEEEE!" and "WINDOW PANEEEE" and "TARAAAA" and, for some reason, "SO FAST -- I TYPE SO FAST, MUTHAFUCKA, WHY WASN'T IT ENOUGH--" against Billy Elliot's chest.

"Bloody hell," Billy Elliot mutters, patting him gingerly on the back. "It's like me and Xander had a sodding love child."

Which you guess means he really is gay.

This boyfriend-finding crap is hopeless.

"I couldn't help noticing," comes a silky voice from behind you, "that you look rather troubled."

You turn. And there is a Greek god standing in front of you. He smiles slightly, and the curve of his mouth is more beautiful than all the babies and paintings and rainbows you have EVER SEEN.

"Oh ..." you breathe.

"Forgive me for asking," he says, his voice sweeter than the loveliest of songs, including everything by James Blunt (even 'Goodbye My Lover'), "But -- well. Do I dazzle you?"

You think you might faint.

"PISS OFF, EDCULL," yells Billy Elliot grumpily. "BEFORE I SHOW YOU OUT SPECIAL."

"Um," the Greek god says, and his smile is still exquisite even when it looks kind of super frightened. "Excuse me."

Then he runs away.

"Too right," snorts Billy Elliot.

"How fast I type," sobs Brit Hot, "muthafuckaaaaa ..."

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[marketchippie.livejournal.com]

CRYING
WITH SILENT LAUGHTER
BECAUSE I AM IN PUBLIC

THIS IS AWFUL (FOR ME)

THIS IS WONDERFUL (OBJECTIVELY)

You want your groove thing shook, darling?

Like actually. There are tears in my eyes. This is the most inopportune reading experience of my life that doesn't have to do with Hyperbole & a Half.

GOD I DO SO LOVE YOUR BRAIN.

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[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha, THANK YOU! And I am sorry you had to read this in public!!!

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[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ, THE END.

THERE WILL BE NO ARGUEMENT ON THIS.

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[dollsome.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU. :D

Re: true blood/btvs | franklin & spike | an abundance of window pane (2/2)

[gigi-tastic.livejournal.com]

ohh FRANKLIN!!1 *hugs* *petpet* you do type motherfucker really fast. *hands ribbon* now why dont you cry it all out go get yourself someone-i mean something- to eat and why dont you me and spike go kill edcull? would that make you feel better? a nice little murder? it would make my day. he can be sooo annoying. always stalking me. and not in the nice i will stand OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW way that spike does noooooooooo he has to be all up in my face watching me sleep.... creeper. anyway so we can go get rid of him then you and spike can cone back to my place and i will make you pie. it will have to be a blood pie for you but i think i could maybe blend in pie crust and sugar into your true blood? and then we can all get in our silky lovemaking pj's and watch gone with the wind. why? BECAUSE! unless you prefer to watch some monster movies and mock them? thats always fun. OH OH PASSIONS MARATHON!!!! there its settled. passions marathon.

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[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! Thanks for reading.

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[dollsome.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU MUCHLY. :D

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[angearia.livejournal.com]

(http://s742.photobucket.com/albums/xx66/Angearia/GIFs/BtVS/Buffy/buffylaughingrealme-1.gif)

BRILLIANT. HILARIOUS. PERFECT CHARACTERIZATION. AMAZING.

(http://s742.photobucket.com/albums/xx66/Angearia/GIFs/?rachelcheers.gif)

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[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, best gifs! Thank you! :D

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[toestastegood.livejournal.com]

You are a freaking god.

SILKY LOVEMAKING PYJAMAS.

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[dollsome.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU! :D

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[firthgal.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha. LOVE!

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[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Thanks! ♥

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[scorpiod1.livejournal.com]

THIS IS AMAZING. YOU ARE A GENIUS, I BOW DOWN TO YOU. MOST BRILLIANT IDEA EVER.

Re: true blood/btvs | franklin & spike | an abundance of window pane (2/2)

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU. :D

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[laeria.livejournal.com]

I have no idea who Franklin is. This does not trouble me at all or have any influence on the fact that this is PROBABLY THE BEST THING EVER.

Oh Eminem, why so inspiring.

Oh outsider's POV, I love you so.

Oh Xanderish mpreg.

Oh Cullen cameo, you are my favourite thing.

Oh, PIE.

I will be in a corner, wheezing with joy.

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[dollsome.livejournal.com]

HEE, thank you so much! ♥ Also, on the off chance that you are ever planning to watch True Blood: look forward to Franklin. Franklin is legendary.

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[dranime203.livejournal.com]

I. Can't. Stop. Laughing.

AHH my dad is looking at me like I'm going crazy.
he just keeps sobbing out things like "PIEEEE!" and "WINDOW PANEEEE" and "TARAAAA" and, for some reason, "SO FAST -- I TYPE SO FAST, MUTHAFUCKA, WHY WASN'T IT ENOUGH--" against Billy Elliot's chest.

*dies from the awesome*

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[gigi-tastic.livejournal.com]

i liked your silky lovemaking pj's franklin. i just prefer them on spike..... well ok off spike .....

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[agnes-bean.livejournal.com]

*laughs forever*

This is so perfect. Just, GREAT! Especially love the fast typing call out. Oh, Franklin.

Re: true blood/btvs | franklin & spike | an abundance of window pane (1/2)

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D