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dollsome ([personal profile] dollsome) wrote2010-11-08 10:34 am

The Shiny Happy Comment Ficathon!

Winter is coming; daylight is fleeting; for the students among us, end-of-semester hell is just about to rear its ugly head. What better way to combat such woes than with a super-cheerful comment ficathon?

Ergo:





The Rules Are Thus:

1. Cheerful prompts! I feel like there's not much regulation here in terms of pairings: almost every ship or pair of characters is capable of a fluffy/happy/silly moment, and if they're not in canon, then why can't they be in fic? However, any prompt involving, say, lyrics from Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie" is probably not appropriate in terms of tone. Unless it's the "guess that's why they call it WINDOW PANE" line, which will never stop being hilarious.

2. Prompt format should go thus:

Fandom -- Pairing or characters -- prompt

3. For the fic you've written, please put the following in your comment's subject line: 'Fandom -- pairing -- title.'

4. Be nice!

5. Spread the fun, if you are so inclined!



6. Go forth and have a merry happy good time. :)



MASTER LIST
(in rather sloppy chronological order;
this will probably be maintained rather poorly, my apologies!)

Merlin - Merlin/Morgana - it's not easy having yourself a good time by [livejournal.com profile] dollsome

30 Rock - Jack/Liz - How Jack Donaghy Got His Groove Back, With Whales by [livejournal.com profile] dollsome

How I Met Your Mother - Barney/Robin - Operation: Stake It To Ted by [livejournal.com profile] noteasilywon

BtVS/AtS - Buffy/Spike & Cordelia/Angel - Midnight in the Olive Garden of Good and Evil by [livejournal.com profile] angearia

Merlin - Arthur/Morgana - Well, this is awkward by [livejournal.com profile] copperiisulfate

The Mummy - Rick/Evie - Reading Is Sexy by [livejournal.com profile] vega_ofthe_lyre

Gilmore Girls - Rory/Jess - I'm Dreaming of a by [livejournal.com profile] miraxcorran

True Blood/BtVS - Franklin & Spike - An Abundance of Window Pane by [livejournal.com profile] dollsome

Glee - Rachel/Jesse - I'll Never Tell by [livejournal.com profile] lettersandliars

Supernatural - Sam/Jess - Darling, we'll go a-drowning by [livejournal.com profile] taintedlove

Doctor Who - Amy/Rory - Worker Bees by [livejournal.com profile] lettersandliars

Glee - Brittany/Santana - "I'm just mad for you, and I'll always be, but naturally--" by [livejournal.com profile] amazingly_me

Twin Peaks - Cooper/Audrey - Hey girl, you've got a fine laugh, and I think that I can get used to that by [livejournal.com profile] lyssie

Being Human - Annie, George, Mitchell - "Annie, you can't keep the kitten. What if George eats it?" by [livejournal.com profile] nonky

Sherlock - Sherlock/John - Less than Clandestine by [livejournal.com profile] amazingly_me

HIMYM - Marshall/Lily, cast - it's not what i thought it would be (but what really is?) by [livejournal.com profile] portland_rain

The Office - Michael & Toby - Don't Go Breakin' My Heart by [livejournal.com profile] firthgal

Supernatural - Castiel - Heaven wasn't always hell by [livejournal.com profile] oceansex

BtVS - Buffy/Angel - Love is forever, right? by [livejournal.com profile] angearia

Dollhouse - DeWitt/Dominic - We Slay Dragons Together by [livejournal.com profile] derevko_child

The West Wing - Toby, Sam, & Josh - A Distinct Lack of Gravitas by [livejournal.com profile] amazingly_me

Supernatural - Anna/Ruby - Devil Meaning Well by [livejournal.com profile] oceansex

Anne of Green Gables - Anne/Gilbert - We should have a breakfast nook! by [livejournal.com profile] taintedlove

Legend of the Seeker - Richard/Kahlan - Just for tonight, darling, let's get lost by [livejournal.com profile] dollsome

The Vampire Diaries - Tyler & Caroline - TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME by [livejournal.com profile] nonky

Community - Jeff/Annie - O brave new world by [livejournal.com profile] dollsome

Glee - Brittany/Santana - You don't know how far I'd go by [livejournal.com profile] anthimeriate

Angel - Fred & Cordelia - Of Friendship and Tacos by [livejournal.com profile] superkappa

The Office - Jim/Pam & CeCe - Everyone's a Critic by [livejournal.com profile] firthgal

Community - Britta/Troy (and the gang) - El tango de sexual tension by [livejournal.com profile] dollsome

Glee - Kurt & Finn - Life is too short for traffic by [livejournal.com profile] storypaint

The Vampire Diaries - Caroline & Stefan - The Pros and Cons of Sparkling by [livejournal.com profile] law_like_love

Dollhouse - Topher - Aced The Tests, Never Did The Homework by [livejournal.com profile] kay_obsessive

Glee - Rachel & Kurt - Detour a Bad Day by [livejournal.com profile] storypaint

Lost - Kate/Sawyer - Just Like New Times by [livejournal.com profile] fragmentedsky

Doctor Who - Eleven/Rose - Top Hats Optional by [livejournal.com profile] laeria

The Vampire Diaries - Caroline, Elena, & Bonnie - Slumber Party by [livejournal.com profile] dranime203

The Vampire Diaries - Stefan/Elena/Damon - They say it's your birthday by [livejournal.com profile] austen

Battlestar Galactica - Adama/Roslin - carpe astra by [livejournal.com profile] pocochina

Merlin - Arthur/Merlin - Just One Hug by [livejournal.com profile] niftywithan

Harry Potter - Harry/Hermione/Ron - every stone you stood upon shifted, except for me by [livejournal.com profile] mollivanders

Doctor Who - River/Doctor - You're very pretty, you know. You're very rare, you know. by [livejournal.com profile] lyssie

Alias - Jack/Irina - A Murder Free Dinner by [livejournal.com profile] derevko_child

BtVS/Veronica Mars - Buffy and Veronica - girls in a gun store by [livejournal.com profile] mollivanders

Veronica Mars - Wallace & Veronica - shooting some hoops by [livejournal.com profile] polychromic

Battlestar Galactica - Gaius/Caprica Six - What's in a name, anyway? by [livejournal.com profile] mini_miss

Friday Night Lights - Coach/Mrs. Coach - Lazy Saturday afternoon by [livejournal.com profile] mollivanders

Caprica - Lacy & Barnabas - Emergence by [livejournal.com profile] odyle

Merlin - Arthur/Morgana (+ kind of ot4) - Objectivity by [livejournal.com profile] fragmentedsky

Harry Potter - Remus/Sirius - The Old Fablemakers by [livejournal.com profile] amazingly_me

The West Wing - Josh and Donna - And Most Fools Do by [livejournal.com profile] amazingly_me

Community - Britta/Professor Duncan - Alternative Lifestyles in Modern Discourse by [livejournal.com profile] nonky

The Vampire Diaries - Tyler & Caroline - TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME by [livejournal.com profile] nonky

BtVS - Spike/Drusilla - Callooh, Callay by [livejournal.com profile] marketchippie

Secret Diary of a Call Girl - Ben/Hannah - Best Friends with Wandering Eyes by [livejournal.com profile] nonky

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack/Elizabeth - Winning is worth it by [livejournal.com profile] bellonablack

Battlestar Galactica - Kara/Sam - I'll sleep when I'm dead by [livejournal.com profile] nonky

Castle - Castle/Beckett - The Serenade of Romantic Doom by [livejournal.com profile] nonky

Modern Family - Mitchell/Cameron - Two Approaches To Baby-Naming by [livejournal.com profile] polychromic

The Vampire Diaries - Salvatore brothers & co. - Surprise is Not Only for the Living by [livejournal.com profile] ohwaluvusbab

Pirates of the Caribbean - Anamaria - What shall we die for by [livejournal.com profile] caffeineandink

Batman - Harley Quinn/Batman - I have dreams of orca whales and owls by [livejournal.com profile] clockwork_jo

AtS - Angel/Cordy, Connor, the team - Icy Peril by [livejournal.com profile] museofspeed

The Vampire Diaries - Damon/Elena - The Timeless Taste of Cracker Jacks by [livejournal.com profile] amoenavi

The West Wing - Sam/Ainsley - Deep Fried And Extra Fatty by [livejournal.com profile] magisterequitum

Lost - Dan/Charlotte - Keeping still to move by [livejournal.com profile] valhalla37

Skins - Freddie, Emily - And I won't let you choke by [livejournal.com profile] clockwork_jo

BtVS - Buffy/Spike - Her Dark Place Is Also Quiet by [livejournal.com profile] ohwaluvusbab

HIMYM - Barney/Robin - I know you get me (so I let my walls come down) by [livejournal.com profile] dollsome

BtVS - Spike & Dawn - The Cons of Anarchy by [livejournal.com profile] ohwaluvusbab

HIMYM - Ted/Victoria - Social Networking by [livejournal.com profile] ceridweyn_lin

Harry Potter - Tom Riddle/Bellatrix Lestrange - All is loneliness before me by [livejournal.com profile] amazingly_me

The West Wing - Ainsley - Last Friday night, yeah we danced on tabletops by [livejournal.com profile] amazingly_me

Lilo & Stitch/Calvin & Hobbes - What I Did On My Summer Vacation by [livejournal.com profile] amazingly_me

Pushing Daisies - Ned/Chuck - Loophole by [livejournal.com profile] polychromic

Glee - Brittany & Finn - Hip-hop and Hippos by [livejournal.com profile] polychromic

The Vampire Diaries - Damon/Elena - Get Thee Behind Me, Temptation by [livejournal.com profile] redbrunja

The West Wing - Sam/Ainsley - Baby, it's cold outside by [livejournal.com profile] magisterequitum

ER - Ray/Neela - Edge of Desire by [livejournal.com profile] xmarisolx



[identity profile] virushexe.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Merlin – Arthur/Morgana – Anything you can do, I can do better.

merlin - arthur/morgana (+ kind of ot4) - objectivity (1/2)

[identity profile] fragmentedsky.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
If he’d thought about it earlier, he would have expected it to start with the sword. Not that it didn’t get there, but still. Barring that, he would have expected it to end with the sword, but it didn’t do that either. Mostly, in retrospect, what the whole debacle proved was that girls were more trouble than they were worth and Morgana was nothing but a pain, which he was fairly certain he’d learned on several occasions but somehow still never failed to surprise him.

It started while they were out riding. It was a stupid moment, really; he’d gone out because his father wanted to make sure the outlying towns hadn’t lost too much after a rather brutal thunderstorm, and Morgana had gone with him because she was Morgana and this was just her sort of thing.

There was a tree in the road. He’d walked his horse around it; she’d nudged hers into a canter and jumped it, turning to him with that superior look on her face. He didn’t go back - that would have been actively childish - but on the way home, he had his horse jump it, too. She just gave him that look again and suggested that he work on his posture.

He’d have liked to think he was above escalating the situation, and he knew she would too. Somehow it happened anyway, just like it always did.

After he beat her to the stables on their way back (they both did their best to race without appearing to do so), he was hardly surprised to see her waiting for him in the practice yards with a sword in her hand an hour later. They fought four matches and each won two, leaving them still even.

The problem was, of course, that they couldn’t let it rest and there were very few other fields on which they could compete.

The nice thing about this was that Arthur had any number of more useful skills, whereas Morgana’s activities were far more limited. The bad thing about this was that Morgana was Morgana.

merlin - arthur/morgana (+ kind of ot4) - objectivity (2/2)

[identity profile] fragmentedsky.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
It eventually came to a quarrel - it always did. Even as Arthur was walking with her down the corridor to his chambers, smugly listing all the things he could do that she couldn’t, she just strode gracefully beside him with a serene smile on her face.

“If you’re quite finished,” she told him, “there’s something I can do better than you can, and it’s something you really couldn’t accept being inferior at.”

Because apparently she thought he was deeply concerned with how good he was at having his hair brushed. “And what’s that?”

She smiled a wily little smile up at him. “I’m a better kisser than you are.”

He tripped over his own feet and she laughed.

“You are not,” he managed, once he had re-gathered some dignity and caught up with her.

“Oh, really?”

“Yes, really.”

“You’re willing to put it to the test, are you?”

“Absolutely,” he said. He was pretty sure that the reason he could feel his heart swinging against his throat like a cudgel was fury.

She smirked and swept past him into his rooms, all smooth silk and ruby lips and long dark hair, and he was definitely totally absolutely sure it was fury.

He walked in after her and dropped his sword in shock. She was kissing Merlin. Merlin, who was still holding an oil rag he’d been using to go over one of Arthur’s jackets, who was standing with his limbs akimbo in shock, who was turning red starting with his ears and spreading all over his face, who was kissing Morgana and it wasn’t fair.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Arthur sputtered.

Merlin, predictably, fell over. Morgana just smirked at Arthur over her shoulder. “Well, I could hardly kiss you, could I? We need an objective judge.” Merlin was picking himself up and looking as if he wasn’t sure whether to be more terrified of finding out what was going on or being left in the dark. Morgana gestured toward him and smirked at Arthur. “Your turn.”

Arthur met Merlin’s eyes just as the implication sank in for both of them. “Morgana! No!”

Her grin widened. “You concede, then?”

“No! But all this proves is that you’re better at kissing men.” He glanced at Merlin. “And I use that word loosely. Very loosely. If we were competing to see who was better at kissing women, I would win!”

Morgana didn’t even pause, she just strode to the door and stuck her head into the hallway. “Gwen? Gwen! Could you come here, please?”

Arthur was pretty sure, whoever the better kisser turned out to be, that he had already lost.
Edited 2010-11-10 02:16 (UTC)

Re: merlin - arthur/morgana (+ kind of ot4) - objectivity (2/2)

[identity profile] copperiisulfate.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
SO EXCELLENT! this needs to never end ♥

Re: merlin - arthur/morgana (+ kind of ot4) - objectivity (2/2)

[identity profile] fragmentedsky.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much! ♥

Re: merlin - arthur/morgana (+ kind of ot4) - objectivity (2/2)

[identity profile] virushexe.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That is just what she would do, isn't it? Oh Morgana, Arthur never even had the slightest chance.

Thank you for writing this. I loved every single word of it.

Re: merlin - arthur/morgana (+ kind of ot4) - objectivity (2/2)

[identity profile] fragmentedsky.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
The important lesson here is just to never go up against Morgana.

Of course. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for the comment!

Re: merlin - arthur/morgana (+ kind of ot4) - objectivity (2/2)

[identity profile] virushexe.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! And Arthur (and everyone else, too, for that matter) needs to be reminded of this from time to time.

This fic really had everything I like about those two.
And the kind of ot4? Delicious. Arthur being utterly helpless and Merlin turning all red, while Morgana is totally above this. We don't see how Gwen reacts, but in my head she would play along, because it's always funny to see Arthur embarrassed.

Re: merlin - arthur/morgana (+ kind of ot4) - objectivity (2/2)

[identity profile] fragmentedsky.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
The writers. The writers need to be reminded of this. (not that I'm bitter.)

Again, I'm so glad you liked it. I'm still really new to this fandom, so it makes me a bit nervous, and I really appreciate the encouragement. I miss the oldschool ot4 stuff, so I wanted to play with it. Thanks for giving me the excuse!