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The Shiny Happy Comment Ficathon!
Winter is coming; daylight is fleeting; for the students among us, end-of-semester hell is just about to rear its ugly head. What better way to combat such woes than with a super-cheerful comment ficathon?
Ergo:
The Rules Are Thus:
1. Cheerful prompts! I feel like there's not much regulation here in terms of pairings: almost every ship or pair of characters is capable of a fluffy/happy/silly moment, and if they're not in canon, then why can't they be in fic? However, any prompt involving, say, lyrics from Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie" is probably not appropriate in terms of tone. Unless it's the "guess that's why they call it WINDOW PANE" line, which will never stop being hilarious.
2. Prompt format should go thus:
Fandom -- Pairing or characters -- prompt
3. For the fic you've written, please put the following in your comment's subject line: 'Fandom -- pairing -- title.'
4. Be nice!
5. Spread the fun, if you are so inclined!
6. Go forth and have a merry happy good time. :)
Ergo:
The Rules Are Thus:
1. Cheerful prompts! I feel like there's not much regulation here in terms of pairings: almost every ship or pair of characters is capable of a fluffy/happy/silly moment, and if they're not in canon, then why can't they be in fic? However, any prompt involving, say, lyrics from Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie" is probably not appropriate in terms of tone. Unless it's the "guess that's why they call it WINDOW PANE" line, which will never stop being hilarious.
2. Prompt format should go thus:
Fandom -- Pairing or characters -- prompt
3. For the fic you've written, please put the following in your comment's subject line: 'Fandom -- pairing -- title.'
4. Be nice!
5. Spread the fun, if you are so inclined!
6. Go forth and have a merry happy good time. :)
MASTER LIST
(in rather sloppy chronological order;
this will probably be maintained rather poorly, my apologies!)
Merlin - Merlin/Morgana - it's not easy having yourself a good time bydollsome
30 Rock - Jack/Liz - How Jack Donaghy Got His Groove Back, With Whales by
How I Met Your Mother - Barney/Robin - Operation: Stake It To Ted by
BtVS/AtS - Buffy/Spike & Cordelia/Angel - Midnight in the Olive Garden of Good and Evil by
Merlin - Arthur/Morgana - Well, this is awkward by
The Mummy - Rick/Evie - Reading Is Sexy by
Gilmore Girls - Rory/Jess - I'm Dreaming of a by
True Blood/BtVS - Franklin & Spike - An Abundance of Window Pane by
Glee - Rachel/Jesse - I'll Never Tell by
Supernatural - Sam/Jess - Darling, we'll go a-drowning by
Doctor Who - Amy/Rory - Worker Bees by
Glee - Brittany/Santana - "I'm just mad for you, and I'll always be, but naturally--" by
Twin Peaks - Cooper/Audrey - Hey girl, you've got a fine laugh, and I think that I can get used to that by
Being Human - Annie, George, Mitchell - "Annie, you can't keep the kitten. What if George eats it?" by
Sherlock - Sherlock/John - Less than Clandestine by
HIMYM - Marshall/Lily, cast - it's not what i thought it would be (but what really is?) by
The Office - Michael & Toby - Don't Go Breakin' My Heart by
Supernatural - Castiel - Heaven wasn't always hell by
BtVS - Buffy/Angel - Love is forever, right? by
Dollhouse - DeWitt/Dominic - We Slay Dragons Together by
The West Wing - Toby, Sam, & Josh - A Distinct Lack of Gravitas by
Supernatural - Anna/Ruby - Devil Meaning Well by
Anne of Green Gables - Anne/Gilbert - We should have a breakfast nook! by
Legend of the Seeker - Richard/Kahlan - Just for tonight, darling, let's get lost by
The Vampire Diaries - Tyler & Caroline - TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME by
Community - Jeff/Annie - O brave new world by
Glee - Brittany/Santana - You don't know how far I'd go by
Angel - Fred & Cordelia - Of Friendship and Tacos by
The Office - Jim/Pam & CeCe - Everyone's a Critic by
Community - Britta/Troy (and the gang) - El tango de sexual tension by
Glee - Kurt & Finn - Life is too short for traffic by
The Vampire Diaries - Caroline & Stefan - The Pros and Cons of Sparkling by
Dollhouse - Topher - Aced The Tests, Never Did The Homework by
Glee - Rachel & Kurt - Detour a Bad Day by
Lost - Kate/Sawyer - Just Like New Times by
Doctor Who - Eleven/Rose - Top Hats Optional by
The Vampire Diaries - Caroline, Elena, & Bonnie - Slumber Party by
The Vampire Diaries - Stefan/Elena/Damon - They say it's your birthday by
Battlestar Galactica - Adama/Roslin - carpe astra by
Merlin - Arthur/Merlin - Just One Hug by
Harry Potter - Harry/Hermione/Ron - every stone you stood upon shifted, except for me by
Doctor Who - River/Doctor - You're very pretty, you know. You're very rare, you know. by
Alias - Jack/Irina - A Murder Free Dinner by
BtVS/Veronica Mars - Buffy and Veronica - girls in a gun store by
Veronica Mars - Wallace & Veronica - shooting some hoops by
Battlestar Galactica - Gaius/Caprica Six - What's in a name, anyway? by
Friday Night Lights - Coach/Mrs. Coach - Lazy Saturday afternoon by
Caprica - Lacy & Barnabas - Emergence by
Merlin - Arthur/Morgana (+ kind of ot4) - Objectivity by
Harry Potter - Remus/Sirius - The Old Fablemakers by
The West Wing - Josh and Donna - And Most Fools Do by
Community - Britta/Professor Duncan - Alternative Lifestyles in Modern Discourse by
The Vampire Diaries - Tyler & Caroline - TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME by
BtVS - Spike/Drusilla - Callooh, Callay by
Secret Diary of a Call Girl - Ben/Hannah - Best Friends with Wandering Eyes by
Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack/Elizabeth - Winning is worth it by
Battlestar Galactica - Kara/Sam - I'll sleep when I'm dead by
Castle - Castle/Beckett - The Serenade of Romantic Doom by
Modern Family - Mitchell/Cameron - Two Approaches To Baby-Naming by
The Vampire Diaries - Salvatore brothers & co. - Surprise is Not Only for the Living by
Pirates of the Caribbean - Anamaria - What shall we die for by
Batman - Harley Quinn/Batman - I have dreams of orca whales and owls by
AtS - Angel/Cordy, Connor, the team - Icy Peril by
The Vampire Diaries - Damon/Elena - The Timeless Taste of Cracker Jacks by
The West Wing - Sam/Ainsley - Deep Fried And Extra Fatty by
Lost - Dan/Charlotte - Keeping still to move by
Skins - Freddie, Emily - And I won't let you choke by
BtVS - Buffy/Spike - Her Dark Place Is Also Quiet by
HIMYM - Barney/Robin - I know you get me (so I let my walls come down) by
BtVS - Spike & Dawn - The Cons of Anarchy by
HIMYM - Ted/Victoria - Social Networking by
Harry Potter - Tom Riddle/Bellatrix Lestrange - All is loneliness before me by
The West Wing - Ainsley - Last Friday night, yeah we danced on tabletops by
Lilo & Stitch/Calvin & Hobbes - What I Did On My Summer Vacation by
Pushing Daisies - Ned/Chuck - Loophole by
Glee - Brittany & Finn - Hip-hop and Hippos by
The Vampire Diaries - Damon/Elena - Get Thee Behind Me, Temptation by
The West Wing - Sam/Ainsley - Baby, it's cold outside by
ER - Ray/Neela - Edge of Desire by
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Britta had her plate of stir-fry vegetables centered on her tray just like real food, but she paused and put it down. Her hand slid along Ian's forearm, making him tremble so hard he nearly upended his own tray of napkins and nervously gathered utensils.
"I never could have imagined you'd be so informed on environmental causes," she said wonderingly, walking her fingers up his sweater vest. "It's refreshing to meet a really intelligent man who uses his mind for important questions, not just ways to scam on women."
"Oh, I would never-oh! I-I, never, I appreciate your - rub . . . ing," Ian stammered frantically as Britta's hand slipped closer to his belt.
"HAH! I told you it was an accent thing," Jeff yelped triumphantly. "I just sent him over here to babble nonsense to you with a few key words, and you drank it all up like a crumpet-swallowing . . . crumpet-lover!"
He pulled Ian away from Britta's slow-crawl grope, and got in her face. "Really? Really?! You thought I was fooled by this, when half an hour ago you practically built a gallows for me about this same issue? It was a transparent trap, and you're a transparent man, Jeff, and you've failed!"
"I have not! I'm just getting started! It's not just about the accent, even though I come to this idiot for advice all the time?! Even though I let him help me with my taxes, when he can't balance his own checkbook and as far as I know has never paid taxes in this country?!"
She huffed with her arms crossed over her chest, frowning at the line of hungry students behind their fight. "Then you're the hypocrite, because you're seduced by his accent, not me. I am immune, because even if he knew what to say to me, I'd still find other more irritating men here much more attractive," she said loudly. "I wish I did fall for silly things like accents, but I'm sadly much more perverse."
Jeff's automatic panic upon bridging their nicely-honed gap between Britta and Jeff made him speak quickly and honestly, trying to get them back on safe ground.
"I'll have you know, Ian is very sensitive, and he is always good to me," he said emphatically. "I give him crap, but really, I don't deserve him because he'll do things like this for me and ask nothing in return."
The line started to move around them, like a stream diverting around an obstacle. Britta rolled her eyes and hauled Ian back in to shake his hand.
"Then I congratulate you both," she said caustically. "I wish you every happiness."
Ian mumbled a cowed thank you, but Jeff put am arm proudly around his friend. "Thank you, Britta, we are very happy together." He shoved his arm roughly around Ian's flapping limb, and led him purposefully out of the cafeteria.
"You're very handsome," Jeff murmured under his breath, "and I'm sorry I called you weasel-faced."
Casting a helpless look backward, the gobsmacked man saw the Dean waving a packet of relationship registration forms with a vengeful look. It was one thing to fool a student in borderline inappropriate flirting, but the Dean would never forgive him for stealing Jeff.
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