This is the funniest fic I ever read. Ever, ever. You, my friend? You win. This is not only hilarious, but features fantastic dialogue that is pitch-perfect for the characters. The way Donna approaches the whole rant from beginning to end is entirely appropriate for her, and Josh's rant is 100% true to Josh. I adore this. Adore it. This is just wonderful. I love it. <3

Oh, oh! And my favorite lines were the ones about Beck being "wired for sound". That whole exchange, actually, was my favorite part. =D