OMG, I GOT ATTRACTED TO THIS POST BY THE MENTION OF PAM AND ERIC, AND THEN STAYED FOR THE... i'm not sure you can call this crack? I mean, it's perfectly in character and instep with True Blood humor.

I, once again, am in awe of your grasp of comedy. No one does it quite like you!!!

P.S. If you feel so inclined to write that Pam and Eric story, I would like, be forever and ever in awe of you.