Oh, wow. If the show would have a storyline like this maybe I would fall back in love with it! Can they hire you to write for the show?

(Even though I think Gabe is straight and should marry me because I saw his actor do a comedy show at my college a year and a half ago, and I was in the front row, and we totally made eye contact, and I developed an instant crush... so when he joined the cast I started flipping out. Yes, I am a real life Kelly, sometimes.)