Oh god, I saw your username next to this and I knew it would be delightful, and it was even greater than that. I started grinning by the time Morgana started wishing Merlin'd held off on poisoning her, and I definitely let out a whoop of laughter at "Melon". And I kind of love that Arthur will always suck at wooing.

Also, Morgana/Uther probably would've been much, much more successful.

This is the best.