Oh god, I never should've tried to read this when the rest of the house is asleep, because I definitely laughed way too loud roughly eighty-six million times (particularly at the girdle bit, and the Mean Girls bit, and of course the bit about Arthur giving great head. *is still loling about the latter*) I am so glad you finished this! (And that you managed to fit in every single Merlin ship in the bargain!) Now to reread it...