Holy hell, this was marvelous. Your rambly delirious giddy voices were kind of exactly perfect for these two and their dynamic is also kind of perfect and let me spare a moment to say, TROY AND ABED, and, and and I'm pretty sure my favourite line is this:

“A lot,” Jeff emphasizes, and thinks WHO AM I, and thinks, A pervy old man, and thinks, Pierce, I am essentially Pierce, next I will be wearing an ironic World’s Best Grandpa shirt. Streets ahead, Ay-bed.

YOU HAVE SLAIN ME, I AM DEAD.