this story is hillarious! I love the pro-girl power and the mocking of the boys! It's sooo good. ANd the part at the beginning when they all get excited about who gets to kill the green knight, (uther especially) made me laugh so hard. Lines that made me laugh:

Morgana imagines it to be a Pendragon man’s head, and stabs a potato with flourish.

The slapping is Morgana’s idea.Gwen insists that they ought to at least try talking first.

“And then maybe,” Morgana adds, “we can weave a tapestry of the scene afterwards.” This quite cinches the matter for Arthur.