I wish I'd noticed the homoerotic subtext the first time I read it in college. It would have made the class discussions really fun.

I like the bit in your version (I read Part 2 immediately after this one) where the lord basically goes, "I have a skin condition! You can't look at me! I'm green because...because of...algae poisoning! Yeah, that's it!"

Gwen using her womanly wiles is adorable. Although she runs the risk of Morgana turning green from jealousy.