I WANT TO MARRY THIS FIC AND HAVE IT'S GREEN KNIGHTLY CHILDREN. I LOLED SO HARD. SRSLY though, thank you for writing it.

This was my favorite though: Apparently just slamming their knuckles together isn’t enough to convey their excitement this time – they both jump up and down rather stupidly for a bit, then leap into the air and sort of clumsily … slam their chests together. And also Merlin being Everyone's Fanboy= total win.