OoooooohMG Kelly is so my main girl in The Office and this is the most awesomely awesome fic of her being all her and lusting after Dwight and... GAH! Seriously, everything about this is pure win. And... I dunno, I've always not-so-secretly liked Kelly/Dwight and then you add the intense LotR analysis (Orlando's Barbie hair!!!) and her wanting to save men with her wonderful giving heart (and then you throw in an oblique reference to my favorite UC ship in the show) and top it all off with this missed connection that's so achingly real and I'm overloading with the sheer fantasticness.

Also, this line ("get all gross and sexy teaching her those fight moves") made me squee a little because he was so hitting on her in his Dwight way then.

You're unlawfully amazing. Like, it’s not even a question.